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Blog EntryJoke for todayFeb 20, '08 2:15 PM
for everyone
Van has a Petrol station in Vredendal and was trying to increase his
sales,so he puts up a sign that reads, 'Free Sex with Fill Up.'
 
Soon Koos pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex. Van
told him to pick a number from 1 to 10.  If he guessed correctly he
would get his free sex.  Koos guessed 8, and Van said, 'You were close.
The number was 7. Sorry.  No sex this time.'
 
A week later, Koos along with his buddy Frikkie,  pulled in for another
fill-up.  Again he asked for his free sex.  Van again asked him to guess
the correct number.  He guessed 2 this time.  Van said, 'Sorry, it was
3. You were close, but no free sex this time.'
 
As they were driving away, Koos said to his buddy, 'I think that game is
rigged and he doesn't really give away free sex.' Frikkie replied, 'No
man, it ain't rigged.  My wife won twice last week.'

Blog EntryA joke?Oct 29, '07 7:00 PM
for everyone
Test Results.............

The phone rings and the lady of the house answers,"Hello.""Mrs. Ward, please." "Speaking."
"Mrs. Ward, this is Doctor Jones at the Medical Testing Laboratory. When your doctor sent your husband's biopsy to the lab yesterday, a biopsy from another Mr. Ward arrived as well. We are now uncertain which one is your husband's. Frankly the results are either bad or terrible."
"What do you mean?" Mrs Ward asks nervously.
"Well one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's and the other one tested for AIDS. We can't tell which is your husband's."
"That's dreadful! Can't you do the test again?" questioned Mrs. Ward.
"Normally we can, but Medicare will only pay for these expensive tests one time."
"Well, what am I supposed to do now?"
"The people at Medicare recommend that you drop your husband off somewhere in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him."

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